Like this:

Everyone has idiosyncrasies. Even the most normal of people do weird things at times. I get that. Admittedly, i’m not the most normal of people either – though i would argue that the definition of normal is open to interpretation. However, there are times when people do or say things which just make me go “Huh??”. And i’m not even talking about Youtube celebrities or somesuch but real people i know or meet everyday. For example:

1. A contact on MSN whose name and personal message at this time of writing read: OH MY GOD my house has been robbed !!! – ARGH!!!! need GOLD for Mousehunt !!!! any1 care to donate me …lol (Mousehunt is an app on Facebook, if you didn’t know that already)

2. A friend on Facebook who constantly updates his status. What’s wrong with that you might ask? Well, when one his regular posts reads something like:

I ask whether the Bar Committee open at Friday and Saturday. Ha…close…The law firm close at that days, the Bar Committee too. He told me that rest during rest days, don work for whole week. I want productive. I suddenly change to passion for LAW, look at the mirror and ask “Are you (name removed for privacy reasons)?”.You can just do your position job,why involve in all others position job…why still read?

And said person posts stuff like this every few hours, you get the idea. Here’s another:

When you first see the girl you’re interested in. You need to learn how to introduce yourself by practicing for few minute before talking to her, to assure form her that you’re worth getting to know.

But wait, it gets better. Quite often this guy will comment on his own status update without anyone actually commenting beforehand. Take the last example above. The follow-up to that reads:

Buy a expensive handphone and watch. If she value you with your possesion, no need to worry about run out topic or meet a dead end-road.

Yea…

But of course, this “list” wouldn’t be complete if i didn’t mention the guy who turns on his MSN but “appears offline” most of the time…

Guilty as charged;)

-Jax out.

The smaller they are, the louder they bawl

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